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Obnoxious Alien
Posts: 200 (04/06/08 09:55 PM) |
Dan Abnormal, not normal at all,
It's not his fault, we made him this way. He'll imitate you, try to ape you, But it's not his fault...Dan watches TV ~Dan Abnormal, Blur So honey...
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Dr. Tofu's Patient
Posts: 264 (04/07/08 01:43 PM) |
I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all. - Kat Stratford, "10 Things I Hate About You" |
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Rhythmic Gymnast
Posts: 703 (04/07/08 04:20 PM) |
"Colleges hate geniuses just as convents hate saints."
~Ralph Waldo Emerson
Regards,
GodaiMH MH = Means Married Happily. 
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Seven Lucky Gods Martial Artist
Posts: 2631 (04/07/08 08:39 PM) |
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints As heads is tails Just call me Lucifer 'Cause I'm in need of some restraint So if you meet me Have some courtesy Have some sympathy, and some taste Use all your well-learned politesse Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, um yeah But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game, um baby, get down -The Rolling Stones, "Sympathy for the Devil" |
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Drunken Fan Dancer
Posts: 490 (04/07/08 08:47 PM) |
tierum, I LOVE that movie!!!So many awesome quotes in Young Frankenstein, it was hard to choose one!  Yeah, cool movie, uber
funny.
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Rhythmic Gymnast
Posts: 704 (04/08/08 03:54 PM) |
"You might, from your appearance, be the wife of Lucifer. Nevertheless, you shall not get the
better of me. I am an Englishwoman."
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Drunken Fan Dancer
Posts: 499 (04/10/08 10:53 PM) |
I have, alas, studied philosophy, Jurisprudence and medicine, too, And, worst of all, theology With keen endeavor, through and through- And here I am, for all my lore, The wretched fool I was before. Called Master of Arts, and Doctor to boot, For ten years almost I confute and up and down, wherever it goes, I drag my students by the nose- And see that for all our science and art We can know nothing.It burns my heart. Of course, I am smarter than all the shysters, The doctors, and teachers, and scribes, and Christers; No scruple nor doubt could make me ill, I am not afraid of the Devil or hell- But therefore I also lack all delight, Do not fancy that I know anything right, Do not fancy that I could teach or assert What would better mankind or what might convert. I also have neither money nor treasures, Nor worldly honors or earthly pleasures; No dog would want to live longer this way!
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Rhythmic Gymnast
Posts: 705 (04/12/08 03:19 AM) |
Waterloo, Waterloo
Where will you meet your Waterloo Every puppy has its day Everybody has to pay Everybody has to meet his Waterloo Now old Adam was the first in history With an apple he was tempted and deceived Just for spite the devil made him take a bite And that's where old Adam met his Waterloo. Chorus Little General Napoleon of France Tried to conquer the world but lost his pants Met defeat known as Bonaparte's retreat And that's when Napoleon met his Waterloo Chorus Now a feller whose darling proved untrue Took her life but he lost his too Now he swings where the little birdie sings And that's where Tom Dooley met his Waterloo Chorus ~Marijohn Wilkin and John D. Loudermill, Waterloo (made famous in a rendition by Stonewall Jackson)
Regards,
GodaiMH MH = Means Married Happily.
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Dr. Tofu's Patient
Posts: 268 (04/12/08 11:46 AM) |
Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines! Don: Did you shoot any? Napoleon: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that? Don: What kind of gun did you use? Napoleon: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think? - Napoleon Dynamite |
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Captain Hummingbird |
Okay, I understand this has NOTHING to do with Napoleon, but it's honestly the first thing I thought of... | ||
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Obnoxious Alien
Posts: 203 (04/15/08 01:37 PM) |
Me and me Mum and me Dad and me Gran
We're off to Waterloo Me and me Mum and me Dad and me Gran And a bucket of Vindaloo BUCKET! Vindaloo Vindaloo Vindaloo Vindaloo Vindaloo Nah Nah Vindaloo Vindaloo Vindaloo Vindaloo Nah Nah Vindaloo Vindaloo And we all like Vindaloo We're England We're gonna score one more than you England! Nah Nah Nah Vindaloo Nah Nah Nah Vindaloo Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Vindaloo Nah Nah Nah Vindaloo Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Vindaloo Vindaloo And we all like Vindaloo We're England We're gonna score one more than you England! ~Vindaloo, Fat Les So honey...
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Diko Linnai |
WOW talk about hitting the ball where it lies... | ||
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Dr. Tofu's Patient
Posts: 152 (04/15/08 08:53 PM) |
Ok I guess going along w/ the rhythm of the last quote:
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated Nothin' to do and no where to go-o-o I wanna be sedated Just put me in a wheelchair get me to the show Hurry hurry hurry before I go loco I can't control my fingers I can't control my toes Oh no no no no no Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated
"Miss Shinobu won't you have some tea with me?"
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Possessed by an Oni
Posts: 181 (04/17/08 09:32 AM) |
"The following takes place between [time] and [one hour later]."
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Dr. Tofu's Patient
Posts: 174 (04/20/08 01:04 AM) |
"Do not wait for the last judgment. It
takes place every day."
-Albert Camus that was all I could think of at the moment -_-;
"Miss Shinobu won't you have some tea with me?"
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Obnoxious Alien
Posts: 212 (04/22/08 11:48 PM) |
And I'm giving you a longing look
Everyday, everyday, everyday I write the book Chapter One we didn't really get along Chapter Two I think I fell in love with you You said you'd stand by me in the middle of Chapter Three But you were up to your old tricks in Chapters Four, Five and Six And I'm giving you a longing look Everyday, everyday, everyday I write the book. ~Elvis Costello, Everyday I Write the Book So honey...
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Seven Lucky Gods Martial Artist
Posts: 2634 (04/23/08 07:45 PM) |
Paperback writer
Paper back writer (paperback writer) Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book? It took me years to write, will you take a look? It's based on a novel by a man named Lear And I need a job, so I want to be a paperback writer, Paperback writer. It's the dirty story of a dirty man And his clinging wife doesn't understand. His son is working for the Daily Mail, It's a steady job but he wants to be a paperback writer, Paperback writer. Paperback writer (paperback writer) It's a thousand pages, give or take a few, I'll be writing more in a week or two. I can make it longer if you like the style, I can change it round and I want to be a paperback writer, Paperback writer. If you really like it you can have the rights, It could make a million for you overnight. If you must return it, you can send it here But I need a break and I want to be a paperback writer, Paperback writer. Paperback writer (paperback writer) Paperback writer - paperback writer Paperback writer - paperback writer -The Beatles, "Paperback Writer" |
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Drunken Fan Dancer
Posts: 542 (04/25/08 09:32 PM) |
I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries.
--Stephan King |
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Seven Lucky Gods Martial Artist
Posts: 2639 (04/26/08 10:05 AM) |
"Twoallbeefpattiesspecialsaucelettucecheesepicklesonionsonasesameseedbun"
-McDonald's advertising jingle |
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Drunken Fan Dancer
Posts: 547 (04/26/08 10:04 PM) |
Squidward: "Has anyone ever played an instrument before?"
*Patrick's hand goes up* Patrick:" Is mayonnaise an instrument?" Squidward: "No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument." *Patrick's hand goes up again* Squidward: "No Patrick, horseradish is not an instrument either." *Patrick's hand goes down* ---Spongebob Squarepants |
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Dr. Tofu's Patient
Posts: 293 (04/28/08 06:47 PM) |
Marlin: Now it's my turn. I'm thinking of something dark and mysterious. It's a fish we don't know. If we ask it directions, it could ingest us
and spit out our bones.
Dory: What is it with men and asking for directions? Marlin: I don't want to play the gender card right now. You want to play a card, let's play the "let's not die" card. - "Finding Nemo" |
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Seven Lucky Gods Martial Artist
Posts: 2644 (04/29/08 01:32 AM) |
Ralph Spoilsport: Well, that's it! Here's your keys. Goodbye, friends, and happy motoring back on the freeway, which is already in progress!
Babe: Whew! Well, here goes...Nice feel. (sings to himself) "Oh, how can you be in to places at once, when you're not anywhere at aaaaall!" I think I'll give this old baby a spin on the freeway! Road signs: Wrong way...Entering freeway.. Babe: Here we go! Road signs: Emergency parking only...Merging buses ahead... Billboard: Giant Slide! 19 Holes! Underground Parking! Midden Hills Retirement Paradise! Swingers Only! Babe: Oh, too bad. Billboard: Easy access! Roadsigns: Goldoni Avenue Half Mile...Speedometer Check-Zero...Strassburg Lane One Mile... Babe: Speedometer's only got half a mile on it! Road sign: Antelope Freeway--5-in-a-shield---N. Alt.--Two mi... Babe: Antelope Freeway North. Do I wanna go north, or do I wanna take the...let's see...the Gomorrah Expressway West? Billboard: Shadow Valley Condoms! If you lived here, you'd be home by now! Billboard: Antelope Hills. Selected Living. Comfortable. Easy. OK. Roadsigns: Antelope Freeway. This Lane. Exit Only... Babe: Yeah, I think I'll take the old Antelope. Less traffic. Sign: Easy Street Overpass... Roadsign: Antelope Freeway One Mile... Billboard: Clean Up Armenia! Get a Hairlip! Roadsign: Antelope Freeway One-Half Mile Sign: Chili Avenue Overpass... Babe: Let's see what they've got in this car... Roadsign: Antelope Freeway One-Quarter Mile... Babe: Let's see... Roadsign: Antelope Freeway One-Eighth Mi... Babe: We've got lights, wipers, defrost... Roadsign: Antelope Freeway One-Sixteenth Mi... Babe:...temperature and climate control! Hummm... Roadsign: Antelope Freeway One-Thirty-Second Mi... Babe: Let's see what kind of climate I can get... Roadsign: Antelope Freeway One-Sixty-Fourth Mi... Babe: Winter Wonderland, Spring Fever... Roadsign: Antelope Freeway One-One Hundred and Twenty-Eighth Mi... Babe: ...Indian Summer... Roadsign: Antelope Freeway One-Two Hundred and Fifty-Sixth Mi... Babe:...Tropical Paradise. Tropical Paradise? I think I'll give it a try... Roadsign: Antelope Freeway One-Five Hundred and... (A click. The road sounds disappear, replaced by birds, wind, crickets, and frogs.) Babe: Wow! What a groove! A Tropical Paradise! -The Firesign Theatre, "How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All" |
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